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Январь 4, 2005


03:26 am
THIS SITE HAES BEEN PWN3E BY JEFFK AND HAXORING ASSOCIATES HTTP://WWW.BARONOFHELL.8M.COM

HAHAR I HAVE HAXORED THE PAGE YOU ARE LOOKING AT! SLICK TLDS ME “hello gentleman, I am afraid to inform you that you cannot hack my page, it is impregnable” ANDS IHJSAD lol ohaha I WILL HAZX YOU TO INFINITY! SO HERE WE ARE AND I HAVE DOEN IT!!! AGAIN!! I THINK ALL YOU LIFEJURNAL BITCHES NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON THAT YOU CANNOT SIT IN TOY TOWER AND CAST DOWN UPONT HE LITTAL PEOPLE! NOWERE IS SAFE!!!1 RUN I TERROR!!!

 

NOW FOR JOURNAL CONTENT: A POEM.

LITTAL SLICKY LIEKS HIS SOCKS

LITTAL SLICKEY EATS ROCKS

MY MOMMY TOLD ME TO SIT ON IT AND I DID

I LIEK TO EAT TATERS AND TOTS

COLOUMBIA SPORTSWEATERS ARE FOR FAGOTS

LIKE YOU

 

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A FAT UGLY KID NAMED SLICK GECKO

HWAS FAT AND UGLY, AND HE LIKED EMINEM

BUT HE NEVAR TOLD ANYONE BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT PEOPAL TO KNOW HE WAS GAY

LIKE HANS. HIS GAY LOVAR


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Сентябрь 21, 2002


07:31 pm - The Point?
Ummmmmm.....ok I've been thinking, is there a point to this thing? I really doubt that anyone cares if I walked to a friends house and played video games and watched mario cartoons. And if they do care, then they're prolly some sicko who wants to stalk me. OR they're one of my friends who already knows what I did today, and infact did it with me. Or more likely, a friend who doesn't care.

Is there a POINT TO THIS THING PEOPLE?!

Time better spent playing Warcraft III.

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Август 20, 2002


11:20 pm - Schedule
Bah, fine, I'll give into this stupid fad....

SEMESTER 1
1. Geometry - Neuburger
2. Musical Theatre - Mcrganahan
3. Chemistry - Peel
4. English 2 - Wirtz
5. US History/Gov - Censoni
6. DA For Mr Huss. - Mr Huss
7. German 2 - Hrabal
8. Chamber Choir - Serra

SEMESTER 2
1. Geometry - Neuburger
2. Web Design - Hrabal
3. Chemistry - Peel
4. English 2 - Wirtz
5. History - Censoni
6. PE 1 - Heinze
7. German 2 - Hrabal
8. Chamber Choir - Serra

The most likely things to change are electives, where they could flip imbetween semesters with eachother once the schedule is finalized.

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Август 18, 2002


01:25 am - Hollow Victory
I did something today I thought I'd never do.

But I'm not going to tell you.

Cuz I'm a bastard.

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Июль 20, 2002


01:03 am - Ahem
Oral Sex Donations Accepted

Please donate.

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Июль 12, 2002


04:05 am - WARCRAFT III DOMINATOR
You just got dominated by the Slickster

How does it feel?

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Июнь 30, 2002


01:45 pm - Its not MY problem.
It appears that some of you have a problem with me saying "miff".

Let me go into the origins of the word.

"Miff" can often go into the same context as "meh". However, I find it easier to say "miff" just because it requires less movement of the mouth. And its not as ugly sounding, either.

And you know how some people go "pfffft" or "psht"? Well, "miff" does a nice job of combining both "pfffft" and "meh" to make a nice easy to use "blargh" classified word.

I'll have more on the essence of life later.

"The force is strong with you, but YOU are not strong with the force!" ---Some sith dude on a star wars iFilm.

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Июнь 28, 2002


12:27 am - NO NO NO NO! I just remembered...
The following are the most annoying people you can play in a nice game of Starcraft, ever:

5. Newbies who think theyre all that (I'll give em credit they bought the game, hell, I was one once)
4. Clan Members (Newbies who think they're big stuff cuz they got some tags by their name)
3. Clan Leaders (These people aren't newbies, but stuck up to the point that they make up for it)
2. Backstabbers (+20 to piss off rating if they share any of the above qualities)

and number one...

1. Big Game Hunters (also known has BGHers, Money Mappers, etc)
These stupid shits often has the arrogance quality to them, and basically sit around in their infinite cash base, with one hugeass thing of missile turrets, seige tanks, and bunkers around them (lined with useless supply depots at the front of course) and just sit around building a big arse fleet of wraiths. They can do it with others races too, LIKE THOSE FUCKING DARK TEMPLAR WHICH SHOULD ROT IN HELL. The competitive ones are a pain to deal with especially, cuz they're all like "WTF R JOO THINKING N00b? GAT SOM FLuaKING D!!" Ha, and then when you challenge them to a smaller non-money map, like bloodbath, they're dead by 6 measly zerglings within the first 3 minutes of the game. Nowhere to hide a pylon in some strange corner of the map and search around for 48 minutes, causing for you're internet to disconnect (cuz it just HAS to suck ofcourse) and lose the game, either.

And guess what?

In 5 days, all this shit carries over to Warcraft III

Well, most likely anyways. I think I'll be sticking more to UMS this time around, thankyouverymuch.
Настроение: aggravatedaggravated
Музыка: The theme from 'Halo'. Those strings r AWESOME!

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Июнь 27, 2002


01:11 pm - I got $$$CASH$$$
That's right folks, I washed and waxed my mom's car for some MONNAH! Money going to the Warcraft III + Magic Cards To Beat Zach With funds of course. Hmpf, that reminds me, I need to go over to Mr Mandelblat's house and WHUP HIM. Beat me once before, I'll show you!

*taps 5 plains, plays glory, gives creatures protection from Zach's color, kills*

Thats how its going to be booooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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Июнь 26, 2002


12:08 am - I am THIS sex toy!






I Am The Sex Toy:


Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some

say that I was developed in a

top secret lab while others say

I was developed by aliens for

my probing capabilities, but

only I know the truth!

My mission here on earth is to

launch a full out assault on your

genitals with my spinning beads,

vibrations, and clitoris teaser.

My LCD screen keeps you informed,

but only with information I want

you to have! Mwua-ha-ha!





Find out what sex toy you are.



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